For Sale: Terrorist Organization

 

Waiting for final bids...

In his hiding place somewhere in Iraq, Massoud Rajavi is waiting for final bids to come in for his organization the People's Mojahedin Organization of Iran (PMOI) aka MKO MEK NCRI MISS etc.

In the past few days the Pentagon has led the bidding for this 'professional mercenary terrorist' organization. Time is running short for Rajavi and he may settle for this offer unless more bids come in. However, the Pentagon assessment has led to severe market undervaluation of the organization, based mostly on an analysis of the membership who are reckoned to have a mean age of around 45 years. There is a lot of work to be done to reconstruct the Mojahedin as a proper fighting force under a new identity.

Undeterred by such analyses, Rajavi is hoping to sell out the membership and take up a new place in world history. Changing the name of the Mojahedin presents no obstacle for him having previously re-hashed the whole ideological framework of the organization for his own benefit.

Rajavi was unavailable for comment.

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